The active ingredient in Rage Shots is Alertex. Alertex is (as a member of the Academy of Science I can say this with some certainty) comprised chiefly of Twin Sugar and battery acid. It allows you to stay awake because you feel as though death is certain if your eyes close. Alertex has a hidden effect – once mixed with alcohol, it induces mania. A subject might be tempted to puke in a bank deposit box “just to make a statement”, attempt to kick over a mailbox because “the government be creepin”, or get a mad case of the “cinderella skitters” – a condition in which the subject abandons a social group entirely and without a word for fear of transforming into a pumpkin.
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— The Rage: Weird and Wrong 2 | The Aquinian